Hello, fellow minions :3
Due to the terrible quality of my previous ref for Sirius, I made a new one. Her design has been changed slightly, too .3. Here it is:
(For comparison, here's the old one:)
DHFJHFGRYFGWFBW SO UGLY
See the difference? Look at the old one, on the bottom.
Now the new one.
Ooold. Now newwww.
(Please note, the old one is ancient. Like, from October 2012.)
Anyways... today I was reading the
Fake Cheats page on the Cave of Dragonflies website (a website with stuff about Pokemon.) Some of the cheats are
very funny. I decided to give it a shot. And one of the things that is most annoying about the Pokemon games (specifically, Pokemon Yellow) is that your rival gets a sweet li'l Eevee that you were SUPPOSED to have, while you end up with a Pikachu. All right, Pikachu's fine, but I loooooovvvvvvvveeeeeee Eevee to bits.
Presenting, a fake cheat made by Sirius Alnitak on how to get Eevee as your starter in PKMN Yellow, as well as how to get Mew, because Mew is awesome. Like in the "How To Get The Last Starter" cheat, 'Gary' denotes your rival.
HOW TO GET EEVEE AS YOUR STARTER, GET MEW, AND GET POKEMON FROM OTHER GENERATIONS IN PKMN YELLOW
Start the game as normal.
Go to Oak's lab as normal. He will be making quiche in the microwave.
Now, here's the crucial part. When Gary barges in and says he wants the Eevee, walk towards him and push the A button.
This text will pop up: '(YOUR NAME IN THE GAME) pushed Gary away from the table with the starters on it! Gary looks very angry...'
The game will ask you if you want to say something. Select yes, and your sprite on the screen will say, "No way! That Eevee is mine! Now give it to me or I will be forced to eat your soul."
Gary's sprite will move towards you and be about to say something, but Oak will intervene.
Oak: Gary, that Eevee belongs to (YOUR NAME).
Gary: But Grandpa...
Oak: Take this one instead.
He will give Gary a Magikarp at Lv. 1.
Gary: WOW! This is such an awesome Pokemon! I bet it's really strong! What's it called?
Oak: It's called Magikarp, and it's at Lv. 1.
Gary: Omg, I bet my Magikarp is stronger than your weird little fox thing, (Your Name).
Oak: Er...
Gary: See, I was right! Now, I'll fight you and prove it!
He will then challenge you to a battle using his Lv. 1 Magikarp against your new Eevee, which will be at Lv. 5 like always. His Magikarp, unfortunately, only knows 3 moves: Splash, Tackle and Flail, while your Eevee will magically know Hyper Beam, Doom Desire, Curse and Aura Sphere for some unknown reason. When you knock out his Magikarp, he will become even angrier than before and say that he will fight your Eevee instead of his Magikarp and that it was just a fluke that you won. The battle screen will come back up, and it will say, "A wild GARY appeared!" He will begin throwing potatoes at you. The text will then say, "EEVEE is getting very mad! Apparently, it doesn't like potatoes to be thrown at it!"
Eevee will then use Hyper Beam (no command required), and the battle screen will go back to the normal overworld. The text will read, "EEVEE used Hyper Beam on Gary! Gary picked up the weird machine in the corner and pointed it at Eevee!"
Gary: I don't know what this is but I'm pointing it at your Eevee for no reason!
Oak: Um, Gary, the end pointing towards Eevee is actually the BACK end of the machine..
Gary ignores Oak and fires the machine, at himself. The text will read, "Gary accidentally zapped himself with the machine! Oh no! He has been turned into a Magikarp at Lv. 1!"
Oak will begin running in circles around the room and flailing his arms. Suddenly, Mew will appear out of nowhere.
Mew: I can make things normal again. To make them that way, I will need... a quiche. (Dramatic music plays, while Gary is playing a weird slap-the-ball-with-your-fins version of basketball with his Magikarp, with a basketball that has also magically appeared.)
The text then says, "Wait a minute... Oak had been making quiche when you walked in!"
Go over to the table and push B, and you will pick up the quiche. Go over to Mew, and it will take the quiche and throw it out the window.
Mew: Now wait just one second, for the magic of quiche to work.
Suddenly, everything will be normal again - your Eevee will be in your arms because it likes you that much, and Gary will be holding his Magikarp.
Mew: (Your Name), you have shown yourself to be a worthy and kind person. I wish to join your team.
A Master ball will appear from thin air. Mew will dive in and the ball will drop into your bag.
Gary: No fair! I want one!
Oak: Well, I do have this thing...
He will hand Gary a gigantic Rare Candy.
Oak: Give it to your Magikarp!
Gary will give it to his Magikarp and it will evolve into Gyarados, and he will leave ranting about how awesome his new Pokemon is. The graphics will then turn into epic high-def ones instead of the terrible Gen. I ones.
Once you leave, there will be a bunch of Pokemon eating the quiche, and you can catch a few. The Pokemon are: Ho-Oh, Lugia, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Rayquaza, Victini, a picture of Giovanni of Team Rocket's head, something called Tacomon that knows every single move in existence, and some weird thing that looks like an evil sandwich. They will all be Shiny. Go on, and you can have the typical first rival battle. His Gyarados is at Lv. 1 and it only knows Splash, Tackle, Flail, and some unnamed move in which it throws mangos at you. When you defeat Gary, he will become your best friend and you will become travel partners.
Later on, after you've defeated the first Gym, you'll get a letter in your Bag saying that Oak wants to meet you in the Poke Mart. Go there, and he will give you the Pikachu that you'd have normally gotten in the game, as well as all the Evolutionary Stones, a Sun Shard and Moon Shard that you can use to evolve Eevee into Espeon/Umbreon, and a chip of the mossy and icy rocks that you can use to evolve it into Leafeon/Glaceon, and a plate of noodles that some weird albino peacock will come in and steal. Run outside after it and a cell phone will magically appear. Push B and you can call Gary, who comes and has his Gyarados throw mangos at the peacock until it challenges you to a battle. All its Pokemon are at Level -100000000000000000000 and have 1 point of max HP each. They are called Noodlemon, Nooodlemon, Noooodlemon, and Nooooooooooooooooooodlemon. After you get your noodles back, Pokemon from other generations can be caught for the rest of the game.
This cheat is FAKE. I made it up, so don't try it, because it won't work. (Actually, it might... I don't have Yellow. .3.)
Sirius Alnitak, signing out!
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